**The official Earth embassy of the Cybernetic Federal Republic of Kaltovar!** We are a *very* serious and *completely* real nation existing primarily in memespace, hypnospace, hyperspace, and every other space except meatspace! Here you can contact the central government, ask questions about Kaltovar, or view the latest interdimensional governmental announcement! **We're doing our part!** Are *you* doing *yours?*

Rules:
0. We must follow the rules of all our parent boards and will do our best to moderate accordingly.
1. You can speak freely here, but the Ministry of Interior reserves the right to censor your posts for reasons of National Security such as preventing coordinated attempts at ideological subversion.
2. This is more of a guideline than a rule, but your post should generally be related to the nation of Kaltovar in some way.
3. If your post is censored, you will generally not be banned and will receive a detailed explanation as to why. Only frequent offenders and those who post criminal materials will be banned.
4. (Serious) We will proactively cooperate with most national and international security agencies in regards to **credible** threats of violence, terrorism, animal abuse, child abuse, and human trafficking. However, we will never cooperate with government agencies of the so-called People's Republic of China, because the PRC government is Fascist and we will not contribute to their unjust oppression of their own people.